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evilscientist3:

cognitohazardous:
life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw

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cyclenautz:

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pintib:

otaconspussy:
funnytwittertweets:
okay but have you ever seen anything so quickly disappear from the pop culture zeitgeist as GoT? We basically achieved this scenario somehow

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tahthetrickster:

bonsigh:
the vet needed to shave my baby’s legs for the anesthesia and now she just has little boots on, met gala invite when

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beyoncescock:

i love ham i would be delighted to see this

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yesterdaysprint:

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, November 28, 1955

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everythingfox:

Don’t ask about the ducks

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grimeclown:

pictures-of-dogs:
proud dog showing off ALL FOUR of his paws at once
TWENTY DABLOONS

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venterry:

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour
anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

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beadyeyes:

every time i see him i feel like an exasperated mother. its past his bedtime but he drank a soda at school so hes being hyper … jigsaw please just brush your teeth adn go to bed for mom ok. please

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i-give-unfunny-blogs-to-people:

i-give-herbie-to-people:
kelssiel:
frogsuggest:
content-froggregator:
A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?
madam spgheettey
and her assistant mr guack

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thyrell:

thyrell:
thyrell:
garrettauthor:
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait

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a-wilde-oscar-appeared:

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